Whether you skim the horoscope section from time to time, are fascinated by tarot cards or are a total sceptic ready for a laugh, we’ve got you covered. The interwebs is already going nuts with psychic predictions for the year ahead. We’ve picked nine of the most entertaining predictions for your enjoyment (or derisive laughter, whatever floats your boat):
1. Amazon Will Take Over Netflix
US psychic Sidney has predicted that Amazon will step up its content game and surpass streaming top dog Netflix. BIG call, Sidney! We can't imagine Amazon and Chill being a thing.
2. Tay-Tay Photo Scandal
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris will become tangled in a major media scandal including photos and videos, which will lead to the couple’s breakup, according to Psychic Thomas. For real this time. Like, they’ll never, ever, ever get back together.
3. Sharks Are Plotting to Take Over
US psychic Jeanne has had several visions for early 2016 showing ominous international shark-like figures secretly plotting below the surface. Could it be Sharknado for reals? Or is it Left Shark’s time to shine?
4. Kim & Kanye Will Move Into the White House
OK, OK, not THE White House. Kim Kardashian West will purchase and move into a white house that looks awfully similar to the ACTUAL White House. US psychic Kyra predicts this is a subconscious decision by the Kardashian Wests, based on Kanye’s new political interests.
5. People Will Discover Plastic is Toxic
Aussie psychic Vine (yep, that's a name) reckons Scientists will discover toxic particles from plastic production have been directly responsible for gene mutations handed down from generation to generation. Awkward.
6. Justin and Selina Aren't Over
Justin Bieber will get a new tattoo of a dragon and spark a second chance romance with Selena Gomez, says US psychic Jessie. AGAIN, Jessie? Surely these two are donezo.
7. A comet is coming...
A spectacular comet will come out of nowhere in 2016 and bring awe and wonder to humanity, according US psychic Betsey. Bring it on, and bring popcorn. Unless the comet is headed for Earth. In which case, take your prediction and shove it, Betsey!
8. Gold will go up in value, but you shouldn't sell it
Psychic Alizon (yep, psychics have interesting names, people) suggests we hold onto our precious metals this year (platinum, gold or silver) as they will increase in value. But she says to avoid the temptation to sell the items, because as they are of the earth they will keep you protected and safe.
9. It's FINALLY Leonardo's Time To Shine
If Psychic Nikki is right with this one, we will all be jumping out of our seats for joy. She says Leonardo DiCaprio is set to strike gold in 2016, with a Golden Globe or a SAG predicted. FINALLY. We hope this one comes true because we couldn’t take another year of disappointment. But still no Oscar. Sorry Leo.
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