Wanna mark Valentine’s Day but feel kinda awkward? Clearly you’re not alone. Check out these hilarious cards for those of us who just aren’t mushy, whose relationship status is “it’s complicated”, or who just are a little bit adorkable and awkward.

1. For when you just can’t find the words

Funny Valentines Day Card Etsy

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2. For the misanthropes of the world

Funny valentines day cards I hate everyone but you

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3. For when it’s getting serious

Shave Legs Funny Valentines Day Cards Etsy

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4. For when you’re ambivalent but still want to be romantic-ish

Meh funny honest valentines day card style magazines story article

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5. For when you wanna remind your single gal pal she’s rad

for your single friend valentines day card

Image: Emily McDowell

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6. For those who aren’t “with it” but still wanna seem hip

bae valentines day card funny

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7. For those who need sartorial guidance

Love You Wearing That Funny Valentines Day Card

Image: Emily McDowell

8. For those whose date only makes them wanna gag a little bit

Etsy you repulse me the least funny valentines day card

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9. For those whose valentine is a built-in loofah

Love your scruffy face etsy funny valentines day cards

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10. For those who are kinda bad at emotional anything

Commitment is scary Funny Valentines Day Card

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11. For those who are wearing way too much clothes

Off With your pants etsy funny valentines day card

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12. For when it’s REALLY, REALLY serious

I would share my food with you funny valentines day card

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13. For the anti-Valentine

Obligatory overly mushy sentimental valentines day card funny

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14. For those who totally aren’t stalkers, we swear

Lowkey obsessed funny valentines day card

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15. For those amazed it’s lasted this long

Can't believe how much I'm not sick of you funny valentines day card

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16. For the ones who wanna be a bit mushy, but not too much

I Got This For You Valentines Day Card Funny

Image: Dallas Clayton.

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17. For the apologetic hot mess

My Side Your Side Clothes Funny Valentines day cards

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18. For the covers stealer

Covers Stealer Valentines Day Card Funny

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18. For the utterly adorkable

Awkward Valentine's Day Card Funny

Image: Emily McDowell

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