We all have that friend who is deeply single. Like, deeply, deeeeeeply single. Well, I’m that friend in my group. Yeah, laugh all you want but I embrace it and I slay every day, OK.
To give your gal pal a giggle or maybe nudge them back into the scary world of dating, I’ve hand-picked 33 gifts for the deeply single friend in your group. From cardboard cut-outs to weird novelty items, you’ll be spoilt for choice. Here’s to all the single lay-dayssss!
Muscle Boyfriend Pillow $39.95
I Slay All Day Tee $59.95
So people know she’s a big deal #SLAAAY!
Male Tears Decal $8.50
She can put it on her water bottle to let guys know not to stuff her around!
Textbook Romance $24.95
Every single girl NEEDS to read this - it’s the single gal bible!
Successful Woman Gold Foil Print $20
To remind herself she can do it all on her own.
Funny Christmas Ornament $17.73
No bf over Christmas? Who cares?! More gifts for her!
An excuse to think about Ryan Gosling…duh.
Edward & Kim Pin $20
Edward Scissorhands will live on forever! Wear it with pride.
Your friend might be a bit of a mess, but she’s the hottest mess around!
To remind your friend once again that she’s always slayin’, everyday of the week.
To make her feel better about being single/alone…however she prefers to look at it.
If you don’t have a cardboard cut out of a hot celebrity, are you even a real person?
Encourage her to let her hair down and have a bit of fun!
Milkshake Set $49.95
Maybe NOW her milkshakes will bring all the boys to the yard… and if not, she has milkshakes.
The one show every woman needs to watch for life inspiration – and it’s perfect for a girls’ night in!
I Love ME (men) Ringer Mug $25.50
Show her no idiot of a guy is gonna bring her down!
Single Ladies Dance Music Poster $14-$15
Because learning the Single Ladies dance is a basic human right.
To help her scare the living $#!+ out of her Mum next time she visits.
Sex Bomb Bath Bomb $6.50
A hot bath, a glass of wine and this divine bath bomb will make her even more of a sex bomb. She’s single, boys!
Encourage her to talk to her crush…or just freak him out completely. Heh heh…
The wake-up call every gal needs!
Remind her to love herself always!
Game On Dice $29.95
You know, if she’s seeing a guy on the DL and they’re gettin’ all bow-chicka-wow-wowwwww.
Beyonce Celebrity Mask $4.60
So she can be Beyoncé. Always.
Some guys just don’t get the hint! Give her this for extra sass on a night out.
Macho Man Pool Float $39.99
Because who doesn’t want to drape themselves across a ripped bod? Even if it is an inflatable…
Colouring in hot celebs is so much better than swiping on Tinder.
Because watching her hide from her crush results in a massive LOL.
This is the perfect escape when a guy chats her up and she’s not feeling it. “My nail polish is called ‘Hotter Than You’… so BYE!”
She can totally go to bed with a big smooch..kind of.
Love Bites Balloons $11-$12
Try to blow these up without laughing.
Happiness Journal $34.95
Happiness is EVERYTHING! She’ll appreciate the thoughtful gift.
Grow Your Own Boyfriend $6.99
She ain’t ready for a relationship! Give her this so she can start to tolerate guys after her bad break-up a couple of years ago..
Feature Image: How To Be Single (2006) Warner Bros.
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