33 Gifts For Your Deeply Single Friend

33 Gifts For Your Deeply Single Friend

Because the last time they saw a guy naked was in the summer of 2006...

By Amber Lowther | 20th June 2016

We all have that friend who is deeply single. Like, deeply, deeeeeeply single. Well, I’m that friend in my group. Yeah, laugh all you want but I embrace it and I slay every day, OK.

To give your gal pal a giggle or maybe nudge them back into the scary world of dating, I’ve hand-picked 33 gifts for the deeply single friend in your group. From cardboard cut-outs to weird novelty items, you’ll be spoilt for choice. Here’s to all the single lay-dayssss!

Muscle Boyfriend Pillow $39.95

For when she feels a bit lonely and needs a hunk without the commitment..
Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

I Slay All Day Tee $59.95

So people know she’s a big deal #SLAAAY!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Male Tears Decal $8.50

She can put it on her water bottle to let guys know not to stuff her around!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Textbook Romance $24.95

Every single girl NEEDS to read this - it’s the single gal bible!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Successful Woman Gold Foil Print $20

To remind herself she can do it all on her own.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Funny Christmas Ornament $17.73

No bf over Christmas? Who cares?! More gifts for her!

 

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

‘Ryan Gosling’ Colouring Book $18.95

An excuse to think about Ryan Gosling…duh.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Edward & Kim Pin $20

Edward Scissorhands will live on forever! Wear it with pride.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

The Hottest Mess T-Shirt $26

Your friend might be a bit of a mess, but she’s the hottest mess around!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

I Slay Okay Heart Vase $99


To remind your friend once again that she’s always slayin’, everyday of the week.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Stay Single Greeting Card $6-$7

To make her feel better about being single/alone…however she prefers to look at it.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Chris Hemsworth Cardboard Cut Out $72

If you don’t have a cardboard cut out of a hot celebrity, are you even a real person?

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Cocktails Of The Movies Book $30
33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Encourage her to let her hair down and have a bit of fun!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Milkshake Set $49.95

Maybe NOW her milkshakes will bring all the boys to the yard… and if not, she has milkshakes.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Sex and The City Deluxe Collection $72

The one show every woman needs to watch for life inspiration – and it’s perfect for a girls’ night in!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

I Love ME (men) Ringer Mug $25.50

Show her no idiot of a guy is gonna bring her down!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Single Ladies Dance Music Poster $14-$15

Because learning the Single Ladies dance is a basic human right.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Male Name Tattoos $5

To help her scare the living $#!+ out of her Mum next time she visits.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Sex Bomb Bath Bomb $6.50

A hot bath, a glass of wine and this divine bath bomb will make her even more of a sex bomb. She’s single, boys!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

You Look Like My Next Boyfriend T-Shirt $26-$27

Encourage her to talk to her crush…or just freak him out completely. Heh heh…

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

He’s Just Not That Into You DVD $6.98

The wake-up call every gal needs!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Love Yourself Phone Case $55

Remind her to love herself always!

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Game On Dice $29.95

You know, if she’s seeing a guy on the DL and they’re gettin’ all bow-chicka-wow-wowwwww.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Beyonce Celebrity Mask $4.60

So she can be Beyoncé. Always.

33 Gifts For Your Deeply Single Friend

‘You Wish’ Sterling Silver Sweetheart Necklace $125

Some guys just don’t get the hint! Give her this for extra sass on a night out.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Macho Man Pool Float $39.99

Because who doesn’t want to drape themselves across a ripped bod? Even if it is an inflatable…

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

‘Swoon’ Heartthrob Colouring Book $19.95

Colouring in hot celebs is so much better than swiping on Tinder.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Single And Ready To Get Nervous Hipster T-Shirt $27-$28

Because watching her hide from her crush results in a massive LOL.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

OPI Hotter Than You Nail Lacquer $19.95

This is the perfect escape when a guy chats her up and she’s not feeling it. “My nail polish is called ‘Hotter Than You’… so BYE!”

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Kiss Me Lips Pillow $36

She can totally go to bed with a big smooch..kind of.

kiss me lips pillow

Love Bites Balloons $11-$12

Try to blow these up without laughing.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Happiness Journal $34.95

Happiness is EVERYTHING! She’ll appreciate the thoughtful gift.

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

Grow Your Own Boyfriend $6.99

She ain’t ready for a relationship! Give her this so she can start to tolerate guys after her bad break-up a couple of years ago..

33 Gifts For The Deeply Single Friend

 

Feature Image: How To Be Single (2006) Warner Bros.

 

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Article by Amber Lowther

Amber is a former contributor at Style Magazines. She runs her own fashion and beauty blog and has an obsession with Batman. When she’s not stuffing her face with Italian food, she’s adding new shoes to her wardrobe and dreaming of NYC.