11 Questions We Have About the KFC Nail Polish

11 Questions We Have About the KFC Nail Polish

Finger lickin' good... literally.

By Amber Lowther | 10th May 2016

KFC Hong Kong has actually lost the plot and created NAIL POLISH! Not just any nail polish either – we’re talking nail polish that TASTES. LIKE. CHICKEN.

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They’ve taken the "finger lickin' good" slogan literally and created two edible flavours of polish based on KFC's fave recipes - Original and Hot & Spicy. The fast food chain's advertising company worked with food technologists to create the flavours.

"To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick - again and again and again," the brand said in a statement.

The news comes complete with a weirdly intricate video of a hand dance. You think I'm joking. I'm not.

Well, I guess that helps when you're hungry at work and craving some chicken fingers. Sorry, I had to.

This news blew our minds here at Style, but we need to get some very serious, very important questions off our chest.

1. Is this real life?

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2. Does it taste as good as their chicken?

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3. Will the Hot & Spicy flavour set your mouth on fire?

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4. What do you do if the Hot & Spicy flavour’s hot and and spiciness gets in your eye?

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4. What's up with your weird dancing video?

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5. Don't you know that fingernails contain more bacteria than a toilet seat?

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6. How many licks before the flavour disappears?

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7. Could the Hot & Spicy flavour potentially cause a burn or allergic reaction around your mouth?

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8. Hold on, hold on. Are there any calories in this?

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9. You do realise April Fools’ Day was in April, right? So if this is a joke, you technically can't be going around fooling people until next April. It's an unwritten rule. YOU CAN'T TOY WITH OUR EMOTIONS.

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10. What happens if you drink the whole bottle in one go?

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11. I give in. HOW CAN I GET ONE?!

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Article by Amber Lowther

This story has been written by a Guest Styler for Style

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