Honest Review On The BRIT Awards

Harry Potter and pictures of the Queen getting excited about horses aren’t the only good things to come out of Britain. To celebrate their bloody brilliant music scene, the Brits headed to the BRITs in pearl necklaces and… tablecloths? G (she), T (he) and D (me) have opinions.

ADWOA ABOAH | Vivienne Westwood

 

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T: What is that in her hand?

G: It looks like Michael Jackson’s hair.

D: If someone’s looking for their Pomeranian, we found it.

AJ ODUDU | Malan Breton

 

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G: My Sweet 16 MTV on the red carpet?

D: Nah, hun, try again. Her hair is gorgeous, though.

T: It’s a no from me. I just don’t know what that dress is.

BILLIE EILISH | Burberry

 

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G: Oh, I love Burberry, get it girl. So Billie. But not into The Handsmaid’s Tale hat.

D: Sorry can’t comment. Too busy having all the respect that she functions with those nails and looking for those socks.

T: I like the stance but not the tablecloth.

DAVE | Ozwald Boateng

 

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Grateful. Brits Album Of The Year 2020💽

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G: I love! What a move! Finally, a suit that doesn’t look like it’s for a Grade 12 Formal.

D: I dig this so much I’ve made a hole to Spain.

T: I’m hypnotised looking at it. Look at it!

ELLIE GOULDING | Koche

 

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G: I actually really like it. It’s a refreshing design we haven’t seen.

D: Petition to make her stand in an art gallery all day every day.

T: Music Video: Somebody That I Used To Know – Gotye ft. Kimbra

FKA TWIGS | Ed Marler

 

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G: Not a vibe for me but very her. 1970s wedding meets funeral.

D: Don’t know if you want to be a pirate or a vamp? Por que no los dos?

T: Fancy funeral vibes.

HAILEE STEINFELD | Fendi

 

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G: V. classic. V. likey.

D: This is my favourite shade of blue pen.

T: Not too overwhelming, not too underwhelming.

HARRY STYLES | Gucci

 

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G: Harry, let’s runaway to London in the 1950s and live in the South End together happily ever after.

D: I can’t wait to be a grandma who dresses only like this. Why did my mum throw out my primary school shoes?

T: The pearl necklace… I don’t know… the pearl necklace.

JOY CROOKES | Monga’s London

 

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G: Bride and Prejudice vibes. Let’s go to Bollywood, baby!

D: THIS IS WHAT DESI DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!!!!!! ALLLLLLLL THE LAHENGA LOVE!!!!!!!!

T: How much would that cost? That’s insane.

JORJA SMITH | Jean Paul Gaultier

 

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G: First thought: Spiderman. Second thought: Cardi B in Motorsport. Third thought: She heading to the slopes?

D: I love that Jorja makes time for singing and to be a Power Ranger.

T: That would be a struggle to go to the bathroom.

LIZZO | Moschino

 

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G: Chocolate, my favourite. No more to say. This is what dress dreams are made of. Ordering one online now.

D: She’s my Willy Wonka.

T: Autumn/Winter Cadbury Collection. Is that what it’s called?

MOLLIE KING | Rotate

 

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G: *gasp* How fun. Reminds me of Laguna Beach weirdly.

D: Is this what a Jaffa is? I don’t know, my mum didn’t let me have them.

T: Who’s 10-year-old child did she steal that from?