Welcome to 2017 folks, a toothbrush can cost almost $300 and someone has finally invented a magical potion to make pimples disappear. What a time to be alive, right? Here are our top picks for the most futuristic and funky beauty products out there at the moment.
Glam Glow face masks are kind of a big deal. This one in particular claims to be the world’s most scientifically advanced clearing treatment. And if the reviews are anything to go by, the Supermud Clearing Treatment is definitely worthy of this title. It may be pricey, but you can literally see the product suck the gunk out of your pores. Gross, but amazing.
Who would have thought? A fake tan that works while you’re showering? In as little as three minutes! Gone are the days of smelly bed sheets and sticky skin. Where has this been all my life?
Speaking of fake tan, if there’s anything worse than trying to apply it, it’s taking it off. Bondi Sands Self Tan Eraser is the answer to your prayers when you slightly resemble tiger bread and the stubborn stuff just doesn’t want to come off. Thank you, tanning gods.
Retailing at $24, Mario Badescu Drying Lotion is the affordable skincare product Kylie Jenner swears by. Just one dab of this seemingly magical potion will heal and dry pimples while you sleep. Where was this when I was 15?
An oldie but a goodie, Urban Decay’s All Nighter Setting Spray is all you need for long-lasting make-up. Whether you spritz it or dose your face in it like I do, your make-up will last the night better than you do.
Glossier’s Haloscope is where skincare meets make-up. The highlighter sticks combine genuine crystal extracts with vitamin-rich moisturisers to not only make your cheekbones pop, but also give you a healthy glow from within.
I know it sounds extreme, but if I was stuck on a desert island, this would 100 per cent be one of the things I would need to take with me. Without getting too technical, the Hyaluronic Moisture Cushion draws in moisture and seals it in for a dewy and younger-looking complexion. If you have dry skin or need a little extra help in winter, Dr Dennis will change your life.
To be honest, this product slightly terrifies me. I can’t help but think my eyelashes will burn off right there and then. However, if it promotes growth, and lifts and curls your lashes all at once like it claims to, it may be worth giving it a go.
Having a bad eyebrow day? The Anastasia Beverly Hills Eyebrow Stencils could be your saviour. These stencils take the hard work out of shaping your brows, so all you have to do is fill in between the lines. They’ll be fleeky in no time.
Ok, $275 for a toothbrush is ridiculous, but we can still appreciate the science behind it. The Foreo ISSA Toothbrush uses pulsating dental technology and soft silicone bristles to clean those pearly whites like never before. It reminds you when to brush a new quadrant of your mouth every 30 seconds, and it even lets you know when your two-minute brushing routine is complete. Fancy!
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