Surprise! They’re not just for the driver.
Are you the kind to get a drunken late night ride home? Or the drive-of-shame kind of passenger? Or maybe Uber is your go-to mode of transportation? Either way, we find out just what your Uber rating says about you.
So you’ve probably thrown up in an Uber or four – not ideal for anyone involved. Or you constantly book a ride then forget to show up, which can score you a low ranking and a cancellation fee – ouch! Just look on the bright side: you can only improve from here! Maybe lay off the Smirnoff Double Blacks on Saturday night or don’t book a ride until you’re positive it’s home-time.
Making your Uber driver go through the Macca’s drive-thru at 3am and not offering them some of your fries is a no-no. Then you went and made it worse by leaving your rubbish behind and wiping greasy hands all over the schmick interior of the Toyota Prius. Take a long hard look at yourself in that side mirror – try not to run over anyone’s feelings while you’re busy living in the moment.
Congratulations on being amazingly average! You had enough cash in your bank account to cover your ride, weren’t a hot mess after your Sunday session and didn’t get extra handsy in the back seat with your date. But you weren’t exactly polite either and you may have made the drive of shame in a less-than-stellar condition a few times to earn the meh rating.
You’re the chatty Uber passenger who sits up front, doesn’t forget their manners and engages in some chit-chat with the driver. You probably take Uber really frequently thanks to your super busy social life, which means at one point or another you were probably a little worse for wear or maybe in charge of a not-so-sober friend. All in all, though, well done!
You’re either the most amazing, courteous, friendly and lovable person to ever exist – or you just rarely take an Uber and when you do it’s a long drive, so the driver loves you for handing over a sizable amount of your hard-earned money. Who cares how it happened? FIVE STARS, BABY!
Have you checked your rating?
Step 1: Tap the three lines on top left-hand corner of your app.
Step 2: Tap “help”.
Step 3: Tap “account and payment”.
Step 4: Tap “account settings and ratings”.
Step 5: Tap “I’d like to know my rating”.
Step 6: Tap “submit”.
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