hum-dinger

NEVER THOUGHT I’d say it, but I’m a bit over luxury. A recent weekend of indulgence is making me think that too much of a good thing can have serious effects on your health!
The scene was set when a sexy black stretch Hummer rolled up. Fourteen adults piled in like a bunch of over excited kids ready to celebrate the 40th birthday of one of our closest friends. Our beautiful (and patient) driver Peter whacked in a Justin Timberlake DVD (for the four TV screens) and we were off. Champagne flowing, music pumping, cameras snapping… too, too much fun. Next stop, Springwood off-ramp for refuelling… not for petrol, but champagne. More bottles of Bolly and we were back on the road! Before we knew it we were at Southport, with Peter suggesting a photo op at The Spit (a ploy to get us to straighten up a bit). Birthday girl got on the Hummer, striking a pose that would put a 21-year-old to shame. Then we piled back in… destination Palazzo Versace.
What went on next would take more space than this column’s got, but here’s the thing – Versace and fun friends is the way to go for a weekend of luxury (and mayhem). The next morning, while recovering by the pool, I received a text message from our editor Kate Watson: “TJ, am in back of stretch hummer – so pimp! Great story for our lux issue”. My reply? “Too late grlfnd, did that yestrdy”. Kate, you gotta be quicker than that to get the scoop on me, but I like your thinking!
We hope you enjoy our luxury issue… and if you feel like a bit of luxury, book the Hummer, chuck on some dark sunnies and party like a rock star!

Tracy Johnston

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